Quote of the Day

Jungle Jim -- "I think it shows a basic lack of humanity to push a monkey. No wonder somebody killed him."

(speaking about Jungle Jim)
Car Salesman #1 -- "Alex shoved Jungle Jim's monkey. There's your motive. That man has an unnatural attachment to his monkey."
Car Salesman #2 -- "Everyone knows you don't touch the monkey."
Car Salesman #1 -- "Everyone."

--From Thursday night's episode of "Bones"

Quote of the Day

"My husband's not a criminal! He's won awards!"

--from the new episode of Law & Order last night