Update:

So, the professor who also happens to be my committee chair hates me, I'm on academic probation due to the two Incompletes currently on my record, I have an insanely high credit card bill with the penalty APR kicking my monthly bills into the supremely-unaffordable range, things are not looking good for my trip to Afghanistan this summer, I've got my parents on my case about the expensive MacBook Pro they just bought me without realizing just how expensive it was EVEN THOUGH I KEPT TELLING THEM HOW EXPENSIVE IT WAS, Persian class has gotten ridiculously hard and my friend who tutored me last term is gone, and to sum up:

my life sucks.